so.. i knew too much.. and spoiled all his plans.. but my mister totally surprised me with this delicious box of Ladurée macarons and this gorgeous ring! he's so amazing and sweet!! I love you so much Mark, thank you ♥ you make my heart melt. and feed me lots of nice cookies, you're cool :)
"is my lungs moving?"- me to my man about how it's hard to breathe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK through laughter and tears our hasty and our overthinking our singer-songwriting and silly dancing forever wowdykinses and wasabis in good times and the not-so-good times the way you sleep with your feets touching mine you always hold me tight and make things all right happy birthday today and more happy everyday i'll kick off my boots and say "there's *love* everywheeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!!!!" because you're the one who stays by my side in troubles and crazy, in fun and hahas you're the best man, a wonderful man and i look forward to many many many more years i love you mister
why am i so wretchedly curious?!— me, after asking my man my millionth question about random things that i expect him to know the answer to, but why would he? it's all someone else's something-nothings. bwahahahaha.
shhh, we need to listen to him being naked.— my man about jacob in new moon ^_^
- me: i want clothes made of warm.
- me: i want to go somewhere not stupid.
my man loves meeee ^_^
- Me: I'm gonna take a nap.
- My Man: Why don't you go to bed, it's 9 o'clock..
- Me: I'm too tired.
- My Man: That's beautiful.
how did you beat me?! you can’t even use a calculator!!— my man on my shaking him down in monopoly.
don’t make expression unhappy face. i know you not happy person but..— my ma about my sourness i'm pretty sure my face just looks like that.
my tummy hurts, i’m gonna eat a 600 pound rice krispy treat!!— hahaha, my man about my brilliant eating habit
you either dress like a homeless bum or a classy whatever..— my man on the way i dress only in two extremes
Mark: You look deranged. Have you even moved from that spot?Me: No, I told you I haven’t even had water to drink since I woke up! Mark: You look it. You look like a crack addict without the crack. Me: I look like death? Mark: No, you look like a crack addict without the crack. You’ve got the white around your lips. — the joys of relationships
giggle giggle p p— mark’s impression of me :)
i’m gonna be a good home economisist today..-me
it’s exhausting and i don’t like it cuz it makes me tired :/— me as per usj
if you’re a rat, there’s a trap with your name on it.. just waiting for the day when your lies and bad deeds catch up to you..— me
why aren’t words real words when i want them to be?!?!?!— me playing word abacus and words with friends
Kathleen: I need to go through my drawers.Mark: That's a famous saying. Kathleen: Really? Mark: Yeah, I used to say it all the time. (Kathleen riffles through her drawers) Kathleen: I pick the most inopportune times to do things. Mark: That's cuz you're impulsive. Kathleen: Yeah, well.. thanks to my impulsiveness, some things get done sometimes.. :) — me to my man on my amazingness